with great anticipation i await the newest harry potter movie coming out soon. as many times as i have read the book, i still can't wait to see the movie. i always wonder if sirus really will get to harry or not. will snape get in the way?
is potions anything like my biology class? i think it must be. my teacher even looks like snape. he doesn't fail me on purpose, but i still think that biology should not be part of the FAMILY AND CONSUMER SCIENCE major. (aka home ec.) i mean when was the last time i ever used biology in the kitchen? i ask you! sheesh.
but anyway. i have a friend. yes, his name is cory who looks like harry potter. there should be a hogwarts day at school.... here is cory. harry potter in the mind's eye.
the picture is a story that was realted to me written by kammer. the wookie of series of doors. the story made me laugh so hard i was crying. here it is.
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THE BOOK OF CORY CHAPTER 79 VERSES 89-94
And when Cory had come to the waters which is called el-Beth-Tybee, he stooped
to refresh himself. But the waters were bitter and it liked him not. He
therefore sought a branch to cast into it to refresh the waters but found him
not one there.
Therefore, Cory purposed in his heart to take leave of the plain. But he became
him stalled when a tiny voice cried to him and spake, saying, "Sir, set
down thy hand and carry me thus out of these waters."
And Cory, being made low, looked and beheld, and there was within the foam an
tiny man, struggling mightily. He cried again with an loud voice to Cory and
spake, saying, "Quick doofus, hurry thyself help me for I am soon to be
o'er taken in this flood!"
Straightaway Cory set him down his hand, with all haste, but the tiny man was
taken under swiftly, gargling. As suddenly as he came, so thus he went thither.
The speed of which was so that Cory determined he'd seen a phantom.
And Cory called the place "Murray" which being interpretted is,
"Tiny Man of the Tide Pools."
And Cory left sorrowing for he was still great with thirst and wanted a burger.
this is where you are to look at the picture again. you will laugh as i did. =)
ok now that this mish-mash of ideas has come out, i wish you a blessed day and joy and happiness be on y'all's first-borns.
Glad I caught this quick.
That's all an original CoryStory. My fur blanketed paws were in no way involved.
It's a lie! Just like everyone giving Luke the credit for wrapping himself up in a dead Tonton beast. I did that, with my bullet strap on, too!
Grar.
Posted by: Kambacca at April 14, 2004 10:11 PMyou know...somewhere deep in the depths of cyber-space is rest of that story, other-wise known as the book of Gwen. I'll bet cory deleted it. jerk. it came to me this past summer when i was bored and Cory kept forwarding me all the emails that transpired between he and Kambacca. *sigh
Posted by: gwen at April 14, 2004 10:32 PMahhhhhhhhhh! my mistake.
Posted by: hill at April 14, 2004 11:12 PMhey, that's about me
Posted by: Cory at April 15, 2004 12:13 PMthat picture makes cory look, however, like a CROSS between harry potter and keanu reeves in the matrix.
Posted by: joy at April 15, 2004 05:30 PMyes, well it is actually keanu reaves, but i didn't want to let the cat out of the bag cause i didn't want to be mobbed with requests for autographs or requests to meet him. so cory aka keanu (where in the world do you get the spelling for that?!?! and how the stink are you supposed to get the pronunciation out of that!!!!) requests you not mob him.
thank you,
the manager of "cory's" stuff.
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