a blonde moment...

i am in macbeth. i am a witch (non-speaking lest you get too exited for me!). i get lots of flack for that by the way. my boyfriend tells people (who don't know that i have an ACTING role as a witch) "yeah, my girlfriend is a witch! no really, she is!" and then he tells them.

back to the point. my blonde moment. i spend the time i am not on stage in the green room or the actor's waiting room per-say. tonight i was messing with my wallet and this guy asked to see it. in my wallet is my i.d. card and my liscense. everyone knows that any kind of liscense picture is bad. i think that cindy crawford has a bad liscense picture. i say that mainly to justify my bad picture.....

this is the part i forget. i don't remember grabbing it out of his hands, but he says i did. so i got it back supposedly. about half an hour later rehersal ended for me. so i left and went to the snack shoppe to get some light refreshment before traveling home.

i reach into my bag to get my wallet to buy a jones soda (which has really cool pictures and if anyone buys those things, will you keep the labels and send them to me?????) and it was gone!

****gasp**** (horror music begins to play in the background....small children begin to cry...satcloth and ashes are brought out...)

so what does hillary do? she goes back to rodehaver and tells all the rodehaver rats (aka stage guys, who are really nice by the way. they are not rats. they really need to overcome that reputation) that she had lost her wallet and could they help her look for it? there were about four guys looking all over (opening curtains, lifting up props, looking thru the cracks in the floor, looking in the green room etc. you get the idea. general pandemonium was caused in the process of looking for my wallet.)

about a half an hour later i finally leave my numbers and email for the guys to contact me if they find it and leave practically in tears.

then i decide to look one more time in my bag.

bingo. you guessed it. there it was. right toward the top. boy-oh-boy did i feel dumb. dumber than dumb. i felt flat out blonde. so i called stage to tell them not to worry and that i found it. i felt really blonde telling them it had been in my bag the whole time.

so welcome to my world, and there you have it. hillary's moment of glory.