not many people put friends into the hospital for any extended period of time, but i, alas and alack the day, put my friend cory into a hospital.
you may ask how this dastardly deed was done, hold on and i will tell you.
it all started out as a fun peaceful day among friends (justin gerard, cory godbey, gwen egolf, ben kammer and i...if you can call that combo peaceful...heaven help us!). and it turned into mayhem and tragedy. well, maybe mayhem is too strong a word, but close.
we went to this waterfall and were harmlessly playing around and i accidently pushed cory a little too hard and he fell. i guess he either fell too hard or just the wrong way cause he dislocated his shoulder...........AND IT WAS ALL MY FAULT.
some fiendish and malicious people would probably tell you a more twisted version of what happened, but i can tell you with a clear heart and mind, that it was premeditated.....uh.........i mean NOT premeditated (freudian slip there.)
so whatever you do, try not to put your friends in the hospital. it really isn't healthy. ;)
Posted by hill at September 8, 2003 03:17 PMThis is an abridged version of the sordid event and is more or less accurate, though not conveying the gravity of Hillary's crime in the slightest. (we love you Hill, but this time, you're going to the big house.)
book 'em Dan-O
for a more accurate version of this tragedy, please email [email protected] and ask for The Misadventures of Cory.
don't listen to him!!!! don't email him no matter how nice he sounds! he makes me sound like i did it on purpose or something like that!!!!!
he will lead you astray. he will blind your eyes to the truth! he will make you think i am evil!
Posted by: hill at September 9, 2003 09:10 AMArr! The young skav speaks the holy truth. With me one movin' eye I caught the lass plungin' the flittering dolt into the crystal clare depths. Swares by the nut vendor and his sweatpant elephant torso of a colleague.
Nevar seen one so ruthless, not even the likes of Crimson Langsbuck, the two-scranked, jolly-hopped filimijester!
HStank
Posted by: A Swashbuckler of Lower Seneca at September 9, 2003 10:53 AMdear swashbuckler,
how could anyone with only one eye see the situation correctly? one-eyed people are never to be trusted as reliable sources.
thank you for your input.
please come again. =)
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