jbo, the haiku

So I wrote this poem on Simplicity today because I had gotten in touch with a good friend whom I had neglected to call back. This person, Q, wrote me back with a haiku:

"jbo"
by Q

man without a foot
doesn't like to make phone calls
please come out and play

This is particularly funny because I am not only uncomfortable on the phone, but am horrible about calling people even when I know I should. Bad, jbo, bad.