We regret the sudden and abject disappearance of your three fellow Earthlings. We have completed our experimental observations of them and are now returning them to you in one unit.
Our preference to study them longer was offset by their continued references to us as Sauron, Ringwraiths Nos. 3-8, Saruman, and Gollum. The last, apparently, was a term of endearment. In addition, they also destroyed some of our most valuable equipment by attempting to access the Internet.
Unfortunately, our technology is too advanced to interface something so primitive. Now it will be a miracle if we reach our galaxy without performing a wrong turn in Klingon territory. Please, take your bloggers back with our compliments.Posted by Key at November 15, 2003 09:37 PM