This time last year, I mentioned a spectacular job opening that Google had announced. Now they've added one more aspect to their scheme to dominate the world of information: Google Gulp (BETA)™.
Google Gulp (BETA)™ with Auto-Drink™ (LIMITED RELEASE) is "a line of 'smart drinks' designed to maximize your surfing efficiency by making you more intelligent, and less thirsty," according to the company's web site today.
Think a DNA scanner embedded in the lip of your bottle reading all 3 gigabytes of your base pair genetic data in a fraction of a second, fine-tuning your individual hormonal cocktail in real time using our patented Auto-Drink™ technology, and slamming a truckload of electrolytic neurotransmitter smart-drug stimulants past the blood-brain barrier to achieve maximum optimization of your soon-to-be-grateful cerebral cortex. Plus, it's low in carbs! And with flavors ranging from Beta Carroty to Glutamate Grape, you'll never run out of ways to quench your thirst for knowledge.
Amazing! And I'm not sure which of the four flavors sounds the best: Beta Carroty, Glutamate Grape, Sugar-free Radical, or Sero-Tonic Water.
Be sure to read the FAQs on the Google Gulp (BETA)™ with Auto-Drink™ (LIMITED RELEASE) to get a full feel for the new product. And, as with anything, please read the fine print.
Oh, and happy April 1st!
Posted by JRC at April 1, 2005 02:37 PM | TrackBack